I don’t understand this uproar. Of course Senator Ted Stevens is right. Social networking sites should be banned. The Internet, too. And TV. In fact, let’s ban electricity. Books should be burned, except the Bible. All children should wear a black uniform, their heads shaved bald. Libraries, schools closed, children should only go to church. Wait! Have they not been sent to re-education camps yet?
(I’ll be back with more great ideas after getting some inspiration from here)
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