Ungrateful iBozos, Stop the Whining. Get a (i)Life.
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I’m sick of all this whining within the iFamily. These iBozos just don’t appreciate all the goodness they have.
iPhone preorder systems failed. So what? You’ve just saved a boatload of money, be happy, get a life!
Yet another At&T security breach. What’s the big deal? All your data is public anyway, has been for a while, will always be so, so STFU.
Orders Charged and Sent to the Wrong People – and Gizmodo has the balls to call it a disaster. They don’t understand the Grand Scheme. Have you ever been to a potluck party? You bring some, get some (or not). Random credit cards get charged and iPhones get delivered to random people – so what? On the average it all works out, everyone receives an iPhone (or not). We’re all part of iFamily.
MG Siegler Wants a Micro-Cell Rip-Off Box – WTF? To actually waste time making calls? Voice calls are so 90’s anyway. He should pay extra to AT&T for providing such a valuable time-saver plan.
I’m fed up with these unfaithful, ungrateful iWhiners. They should be happy to be admitted to the iChurch and shut up. At least while on AT&T
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(Cross-posted @ CloudAve)
iPhone iPen iPaper
What’s iPen? Not this. What’s iPaper? Not this (although Scribd has a strong case).
It’s AT&T taking iPhone orders on paper and pen. In 2010.
Well, at least paper won’t leak customer data like AT&T’s systems are.
(Cross-posted @ CloudAve)
BP Spills Coffee
This is making the rounds today:
Hat tip: Dan McWeeney (proving that Geeks have a sense of humor, too)
Fake Steve Jobs’s Split Personality
It’s tough to be Fake Steve Jobs nowadays.
Continuing in his role as FSJ, he has to defend all-things-Apple, especially from ruthless attackers like Google. (As a sidenote, did Vic Gundotra just have a Steve Jobs moment yesterday?)
On the other hand Fake Steve is also the Real Daniel Lyons. One who actually uses smartphones, wants to pick what he really likes and is sick of his alter ego’s “censoring content, ruling out material that he deems to be offensive”. To the point that he ditched the iPhone and switched to Android.
Now, which Steve / Daniel should we believe? 🙂
(Cross-posted @ CloudAve)
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