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Google Became Royalty

First Google got knighted, when the Oxford English Dictionary included Google as a verb.

Now they are celebrating their 9th or 10th Birthday on September 4th or September 7th or September 15th or September 27th. That’s how I know they’ve become Royalty. After all, if Her Majesty can move her birthday around, so can Google.

Update: I’m declaring my … hm .. 21st birthday all year round. Feel free to send gifts. cake

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Reminds Me of *My* Manager

I found this photo via Reddit:

The original blog title: Reminds me of my manager.  Hm… it reminds me of *my* manager a decade ago, VP at a Very Big Very Blue company, who had his secretary fax his incoming email after him to whichever hotel he stayed at, then he scribbled his response on the fax, had the hotel fax it back to his secretary who finally typed it back in email and responded using her boss’s account. 

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Vista Patch Will Transform your PC …

BBSpot reports:

In response to customer demands Microsoft announced that instead of patching bugs and improving features of Windows Vista in the next service pack release, they would just install XP.

“We’re focused on giving the customer what they want, and want they want is to just go back to XP,” said Microsoft Development Chief Greg Elston.

This is great news, Vista was nothing but torture. But I happen to know more about the deal: for an upgrade fee of $999, (student-only price $99) Vista SP1 will magically convert your archaic Windows box into an iMac – the Ultimate Solution. 🙂

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Where is Writely?

writely It’s funny how bloggers insist on calling Google’s new presentation app Presently. There’s no trace of using this name on any Google affiliated blogs. It wouldn’t be logical, after killing off the Writely brand.

But if Presently perseveres, could we see Writely back? And what does it mean for Google Spreadsheet? Calcly? How about when Google finally releases JotSpot? Jotly? Or would they pick the more toungue-in-cheek GSpot? 🙂

Links galore: Between the Lines, InsideGoogle, Guardian Unlimited, Insider Chatter, WebProNews, Search Engine Roundtable, Read/WriteWeb, Robin Good, Download Squad, Webware.com, Compiler, Search Engine Journal, Squash, michael parekh on IT, The Web Services Report, PaulStamatiou.com, ParisLemon.

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TheUltimateSteal = TheUltimateBug. MS Giveaway on Perpetual Countdown.

It’s really refreshing to see Microsoft sell Office 2007 at its true value. $60 is fair value, IMHO – although college students might still opt for pirated versions, or the free Open Office, or the also free Web offices. They certainly have choices.

MS labels this promotion The Ultimate Steal. Hm… that may be so in more than one way. www.theultimatesteal.com was supposed to go live early afternoon… I saw it count down less than two hours before lunch. Then later in the afternoon I saw it at 4 hours to go. Now, 11:10pm PST. the countdown is at 14 hours and 5 minutes, definitely stretching into tomorrow!

A commenter called it The Ultimate Publicity Scam. I think it’s just a bug. A lousy one. What was I even thinking complaining about Vista bugs, when MightySoft can’t even get a promo site up working properly?

Check it out yourself: www.theultimatebug.com.

Update: As of 9:15am on the 13th the site is now fixed.

Related posts: One Microsoft Way, CyberNet Technology News, Tom Raftery’s Social Media, Microsoft Watch, CrunchGear, Mobility Site, InfoWorld, Compiler, Forever Geek, istartedsomething, BetaNews, ParisLemon, All about Microsoft, AccMan Pro, WinBeta, GigaOM, PaulStamatiou.com, HipMojo.com, Good Morning Silicon Valley, Download Squad , gHacks and Windows Connected

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Microsoft is Dead

After all the speculation by Paul Graham, Steven Hodson, Rod, Nick Carr and others, I now have the proof that Microsoft is Dead:

After all, if no-one writes about it, it must be dead.

Unless … it’s the Technorati Monster again.

Update: TechCrunch just reports that Technorati introduced a new streaming Topics feature:

…some may suggest that the move today is a case of shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Perhaps that explains the outage.

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CrunchFool

There’s a satirical post on BBspot about Apple offering $7K refund to early adopters of the Apple Lisa, the predecessor to Macintosh.

“I’ve felt bad about people who bought the Lisa for a long time. Anybody who bought one of the first Apple Lisas really got screwed,” said Jobs. “Now that we’ve got some cash, I think it’s about time we made it right.”
People interested in the refund will need to bring in an original receipt showing they bought the Lisa in 1983 and proof of purchase from the Apple Lisa box. Sales figures from that year show that if all people who bought the computer claim the refund, Apple could be liable for almost $70,000.

Funny piece … even funnier is the fact that CrunchGear appears to have bought it.smile_party

But don’t feel sorry for the Crunch team: they like fooling readers, too. smile_tongue

Update: Forever Geek almost bought it…

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Katyushas at Office 2.0

L1020418, originally uploaded by Bryan Thatcher.

 

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Over Thirty You Are a Senior

Multiply, a social network aimed at 30-somethings, has just announced additional venture funding of $16.6 million” – reports Venturebeat.

“Social networking sites take notice of seniors” – says the International Herald Tribune.

Here’s the screenprint from Techmeme.

Now I wonder if I am a senior Thinking

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Did YOU Invent Facebook? Take a Number.

The ConnectU vs. Zuckerberg case is still open, but The New York Times reports Facebook’s real inventor, at least on a conceptual level might very well be another Harvard graduate, Aaron J. Greenspan, who established a Web service at Harvard, which he called houseSYSTEM:

An e-mail message, circulated widely by Mr. Greenspan to Harvard students on Sept. 19, 2003, describes the newest feature of houseSYSTEM, as “the Face Book,” an online system for quickly locating other students. The date was four months before Mr. Zuckerberg started his own site, originally “thefacebook.com.” (Mr. Greenspan retained his college e-mail messages and provided The New York Times with copies of his communications with Mr. Zuckerberg.)

So Greenspan (Aaron, not Alan) is claimant #3… but wait, perhaps it was Your Momma Nick O’Neill:

For all those that think they came up with an idea similar to Facebook before it was launched: congratulations! Unfortunately you didn’t have the same luck or resources that Mark Zuckerberg had at the time. Oh and by the way: I was one of the founders of Google. Just thought you should know.

They will all have to fight it out with Pete Cashmore, though, whose claim dates back to 1997:

I can only conclude that Zuckerberg used a mind-reading contraption to literally steal the idea from my brain. This will be the basis of my $1 billion lawsuit to be filed later this month.

But thoughts are not enough.. so Zoho CEO Sridhar Vembu’s claim may be stronger, since he has a Thought-ent (thought-patent) on it:

That very moment, his eyes lit up, and he screamed “Yes, YES, OMIGOD, Face on the book, FACE BOOK, I Got It, Now I Really Got It, That’s what I am going to do, Facebook. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, I LOVE YOU!”

…So naturally I went to my lawyer, because I remember being told that is the first thing you are supposed to do in these situations. You know, like, billions could be at stake here.
He listened to my story intently, and started explaining the legal situation, in that measured, precisely crafted manner that I had come to associate with him: “Clearly you brought the two distinct ideas “FACE” and “BOOK” together in one sentence, on which the whole Facebook foundation rests, and which Mark Zuckerberg took from you, as proved by the reaction he had when the idea was transmitted to him. In legal terms, what you had was a THOUGHT-ent, also known as a thought-patent, which are considered legally equivalent to patents.”

(It’s a long but humorous post, I don’t even know which part to quote, you might as well read the whole story)

Last, but not least, my own claim:

I graduated in CENSORED when Mark Zuckerberg was likely in diapers. I really did not like our facebook on paper – I was seriously considering moving it on the Net. There was only one problem: the Internet did not exist. So first I had to invent it. Now you know: Al Gore did not invent the Web. I did.

Additional reading (claimants?): Insider Chatter, Mark Evans, muhammad.saleem, TechCrunch, Mashable!, Techomical and New Scientist Technology Blog.