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Breaking News: President Bush Plans to Bring the Troops Home on JetBlue

“Under increased pressure to announce an exit strategy from Iraq, President George W. Bush revealed plans today to bring U.S. troops home on the budget airlines JetBlue.

According to most official estimates, with its recent spate of scheduling problems and flight delays, JetBlue could take up to seven years to bring U.S. troops home, and possibly ten years in the event of inclement weather.”

(the Borowitz report, via  BL Ochman)

 

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