What Is It With Bike Accidents Around the President?

President Bush:

– fell off a Segway (isn’t that almost impossible) in Maine

– fell off a mountain bike in Texas

– fell off a bike at the G8 summit, hitting a local cop,

Today three Honolulu Police Department motorcycle officers were injured when they crashed while accompanying President Bush’s motorcade on Hickam Air Force Base this morning.

I guess Bush and Wheels just don’t match