M&A Turmoil and Executive Shakeup

The World has turned upside down in an unusual (for a Saturday!) flurry of M&A activity and Executive moves.

• Google  acquired  the  World
• China acquiredGoogle
• Yahoo acquired Web 2.0
• Nobody acquired Zoli 3.0
• Microsoft acquired the Catholic Church
• Oracle also acquired the Catholic Church (go figure…)
• Google acquired Sprint
• The Scobleizer became the SGoogleizer
• Microsoft got re-privatized
• New  PR Powerhouse PepperRubel  was created
• Jeremy Zawodny and Matt Cutts are trading places
• The Proletariat of Venture Capital gets Unionized

.. the list goes on.  I’m lost.. who owns who and who works for who?  Anybody?  Heeeeeeeelp!
 

Tags: M&A, mergers, acquisitions, shakeup, management shakeup, executive moves, buyout, Google, Microsoft, China, Yahoo, Oracle, Sprint, ORCL, MSFT, YHOO, GOOG, Web 2.0, Web 3.0, Zoli 3.0, Scoble, Scobleizer, PR, Marketing, VC, Venture Capital, Unions, April Fools, Humor